I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this will be a night to untag.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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