Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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