Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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