oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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