yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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