Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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