just tell him i said nine months
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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