just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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