question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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