Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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