I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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