i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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