i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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