someone get that fucking seahorse.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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