I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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