i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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