Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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