oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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