I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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