clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The uberlube is also flammable
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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