I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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