i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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