just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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