I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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