East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I am mentally ready for anal.
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