grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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