Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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