Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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