why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ladies don't puke and tell
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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