he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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