Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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