I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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