How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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