i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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