you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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