So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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