i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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