Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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