You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't like sucking hair
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like a drive thru vagina
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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