this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
