This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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