He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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