I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
