my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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