a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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