We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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