and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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