Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize
