is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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