I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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