Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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