you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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