i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Boobs speak an international language.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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