And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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