i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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