If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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