You really coming over, don't trick.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm bleeding and have questions
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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