Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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