Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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