And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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